Topic: Politics
We always find it interesting that a year and a half before the next Presidential election, candidates begin the stumping. This activity has always started each election season in Iowa, where the state fair is suddenly packed with candidates from both parties hoping to kiss enough ass and eat enough crap carnival food to impress the locals into believing that they're sincere and normal guys, instead of the rich cads that they are.
And it has started again.
But the question is, which politician hit up the 100,000+ folks that visit the fair daily for their support? None other than Arizona Republican John McCain, followed quickly by general GOP douche Bill Frist. Joining the fray will soon be both of last election's losers, John Kerry and John Edwards, who are desperately attempting to keep their names in the public and keep people from believing that they're nothing more than Frankenstein and Pretty Boy, respectively (like someone would ever think John "Hound Dog Jowls" Kerry was pretty - ed.).
So get ready Iowa. And if you're going to the fair and find a button to send us, we'll gladly take it off your hands and send you a shiny prize. It'll probably be a button from last year's election cycle. But hey, that's a collector's item now, and you'll have plenty of time togo back to the Iowa State Fair and get another, right?