Topic: Weird Shit
A group of ten horny manatees entertained a large group of spectators in Longboat Key, Florida, after chasing a female into shallow water and duking it out for her affection, proving once again just how similar manatees are to drunken guys in a bar.
"It's cool and funny at the same time," said Megan Blasberg, 11, who was among the crowd that gathered to watch the spectacle Thursday. "They're all like fighting with each other."
Scientists believe that the group followed the weary female into the shallow water but obviously didn't understand what she meant when she said "no." Just like drunken guys in a bar.
Posted by James
at 2:53 PM CDT
