Topic: Housekeeping
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Posted by James
at 11:44 PM CDT
This is one of those interesting stories that comes around once every few months that could be included in multiple topic lists. We chose to label it National News, but it could easily be Embarrassment, Stupidity, Cars/Automotive or Weird Shit. Either way, it's awesome.
As the owner of two cats, we are keenly aware of the amount of mischief they can get into. Which is also why we have our dog act as security in our apartment, making sure that our crazy felines don't break more lamps. But a New York neighborhood is in turmoil as Willy the cat strikes again and again, stealing from his neighbors whenever he gets the chance.
We have never been big fans of self promotion (are you kidding? - ed.), and as many of you know, 
English artist and sculptor Maurice Agis has made a name for himself creating giant, walk-in sculptures that attract the old and young with their bright colors and large, inviting spaces that are designed for patrons to walk through. However brilliant his bounce-house creating abilities are, Agis has absolutely no concept for physics, as his latest creation became free of its moorings and took off 18 feet into the air, spilling out 15 people who were trapped inside and killing two women who fell to their death.
It is now official that the first Lance Armstrong-less Tour de France in seven years ended with the United States retaining the honor of claiming the winner as their own as Floyd Landis, team leader of Phonak, pulled in through the final stage as the overall winner after being down over eight minutes only two days previously.
As big fans of Mexican food, we are keenly aware of the utter stupidity in our devouring it. It is all cheese, meat, vegetables and a tortilla product combined in different manners, and we gobble it up like it's crack.
A Spanish research firm has claimed to have developed a new type of crude oil that is created from plankton, creating a non-stop renewable energy source that could burn cleaner and easily bred, meaning your SUV will be able to run for hundreds of years to come.
French magistrate Philippe Bonnet is currently sleeping off a hardcore bender after attacking two police officers who were called to his home on a disturbance charge. The weapon? A ceremonial Masonic sword.
A Monroe, Conn., man is under arrest and awaiting a hearing after accidentally blinding his wife while flinging a carrot at her during an argument at the dinner table. We have unconfirmed reports that the carrot was steamed, and not roasted, which was why it was still able to cause the debilitating wound. Had it been cooked next to a pot roast with potatoes, it would've simply stuck to her face, slowly sliding down her cheek in a comical manner.
We heard about this last night but were still working out the kinks in our interface, so it had to be kept back until today, where we are astonished to report that Yahoo! has lost $10.4 billion in one single day after it saw its stock drown 22 percent after announcing they were holding off an advertising change that is the basis of their large profit margin.
A female New Zealand police officer was censured for working as a prostitute as a secondary job, something that was not sanctioned by the New Zealand Prostitutes' Collective, the governing body of all hookers in the country.
We apologize for the length of the headline, but we're not fans of snakes. In fact, we hate them. So this story was a bit disconcerting when we heard that a 12-foot python swallowed a six foot electric blanket, cord, power box and all and then veternarians spent hours in surgery taking the blanket out of the snake, which they should've just shot in the head and dumped into a ditch.
Lubbock, Texas, home to Texas Tech University and some of the worst smells ever to invade a major city, has just become the home of another oddity that fits perfectly into the urban cesspool; a fish with human teeth.
A thief in Germany who stole a man's bicycle felt so bad for his criminal behavior that he sent the man 400 euros for the total cost in an anonymous letter that also contained a heartfelt apology. This thoughtful criminal also professed his sorrow at forgetting where he left the bike, or else he would have returned it instead of paying for the cost of the transport.
Over 400,000 Toyota vehicles, including their popular smug-mobile the Prius and new Yaris models, have been hit with a recall today which would involve fixing the engine before complete and total failure of said motor.
Alfie the dog is being called a local Philadelphia hero after stopping his owner's two-year-old son from falling off of the family's roof in the middle of the night. The toddler apparently outsmarted his parents and moved away the impenetrable playpen they put in front of the broken window in his room before pulling himself up onto the roof.
Renowned noir author Mickey Spillane, creator of legendary tough guy private dick Mike Hammer, has passed away at the age of 88. Spillane's novels were known for their short, brutal prose and violent stories, usually involving dames, broads, skirts and tramps.