Topic: Texas News
Lubbock, Texas, home to Texas Tech University and some of the worst smells ever to invade a major city, has just become the home of another oddity that fits perfectly into the urban cesspool; a fish with human teeth.
No word on whether or not the fish, pictured at left, was given the chompers because of an old man dropping his dentures into the water, but it could perhaps be a new species of superfish, that, if it ever mated with the land-traveling snakehead fish, could reign down terror across the nation with its ankle-biting powers.
Posted by James
at 11:03 PM CDT
