Topic: Politics
As we checked our email for the fourteenth time in a row, hoping to see that our insurance payment had not bounced out of our massively overspent checking account, we received the first of undoubtedly many emails that we will receive from political candidates in the 2006 election season. Who, you might ask was it from? A candidate whose district we are in? Nay.
Hillary Rodham Horse-humping Clinton.
We're proud moderates, and we H A T E Hillary Rodham Horse-humping Clinton. Hate her with a fire so deep and angry that it almost consumes us before we're able to choke down the medication. Hate her more than the English hated Napoleon. Hate her almost as much as we hate Michael Horse-eating Moore. Yeah, that bad.
So our next question would be, why would we donate money to one of the most manipulative, notoriously bitchy Senate candidates, from New York, mind you, instead of giving it to say, Sully's Liquor Store around the corner.
We wouldn't. Go fuck yourself Hillary Rodham Horse-humping Clinton. No one here likes you.
Posted by James
at 3:26 PM CST