Russia Cozies Up To Iran, Who Promises Pain to US; When Did This Become TNA Wrestling?
Topic: World News
Russia is nothing but a bunch of smelly, frozen mush-headed, poverty stricken socialists. There, we said it. Iran, on the other hand, are equally as smelly, burnt to a crisp, we don't know what they eat but it's in their heads, and they have more money Islamo-fascists.
This was not the greatest way to start an argument, but as long as Russia continues to back Iran on their goal to become a nuclear power, we're going to make fun of the turnip-heads (
do they have turnips in Russia? Google it sometime you lazy bastard - ed.).
While Tehran has never said they would prefer to have nuclear weapons, and Russia is cautious of this too, there is no doubt in our heads that the country is looking straight into doing this. However, Russia is being a bunch of vodkaholics and saying that if the UN decides to impose sanctions on their chum, then they're not going to support them, to which we believe the US response should go as follows:
"So how's that freedom we got you? Want to lose it?"
Fuck Iran. They said that if we stopped them from utilizing nuclear power and possibly new techniques, they would bring America "harm and pain." Yeah Russia, they're not looking at getting weaponized uranium you dirty porridge-brained oafs. Maybe if you get the snow out of your brains and start to think clearly you'll see that they're only rubbing your ass so they can shove something up it after they've used all of your dad's money and smashed his car into a tree because they'd just had a "few beers" and "geez baby, it's no big deal, it was only a Camaro" and we're sorry okay, we're friggin' sorry!
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Posted by James
at 4:31 PM CST