Topic: Embarrassment
The epic that was the Carolina Panther cheerleader bathroom sex scandal has whimpered its way to a close, loosening the pants of thousands of men across the nation, as uber-hot Renee Thomas and brown bagger Angela Keathley ended their hold on our johnsons in less than excitable fashion.
Keathley was not charged with any crime, yet Thomas was found guilty of assault and a litany of other petty crap and sentenced to a year of probation, 50 hours of community service and a $400 fine. Plus, neither will be allowed to cash in on this whole process, meaning that there won't be any Playboy spreads with the girls provocatively stroking each other's inner thighs while sitting on a pile of banana leaves in the Amazon. This can only mean one thing: the judge was a woman.
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Posted by James
at 4:12 PM CST