GOP Orders Immediate Iraq Pull-Out Vote; Kerry Flip Flops Again
Topic: Politics
Jesus Christ, it's like Election 2004 all over again. After a little over a week of publicity whoring for their image, the Democrats got a shock today when House Republicans ordered a formal vote regarding the possibility of pulling out in Iraq. Whoops! Talk some shit and get the hammer.
It was Democrat Jack Murtha (
who has been described as "hawkish" by the MSM, so you know he's crazy - ed.) who came out yesterday with a plan to remove all the troops from Iraq. Despite his criticism, many Democrats have been reluctant to back him on his well-drawn out insanity charts.
Except for John Kerry, who is still desperately trying to get people to remember who he is. As you may remember, Kerry said during the election that he supported the President and always would when it came to the invasion. But it appears not anymore. And look how he tries to tie himself to Murtha to get some extra PR.
"I won't stand for the swift-boating of Jack Murtha." Uggggggghhhhhhhh! We're thinking of starting a petition to send to Kerry that simply says, "Dear Mr. Kerry. Shut the fuck up. We're tired of you, so shut the fuck up."
Our sources tell us that the vote will take place between 5:45 and 7:45EST, so we'll keep you informed about what it comes up with, even though we'll be properly sauced by then.
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Posted by James
at 4:20 PM CST