Topic: Politics
We're going to admit that we're not big fans of Michael Bloomberg. In fact, we downright loathe the fact that this man took away smoking... IN BARS... and stripping... IN STRIP CLUBS. We know that he wanted to change the veneer of the city that at the time was known more for crack and culture, but if you look at it, it doesn't matter because New Yorkers are still fucking assholes.
However, despite these rather large facts and also that NYC is %70 licensed Democrat/Jew, the Republican Bloomberg is still somehow trouncing his Democratic opponent in the polls leading up tomorrow's election. This ain't no Kerry scary shit either, ladies and gentlemen. The Associated Press is showing that despite candidate Fernando Ferrer bringing in the big guns, if Al Sharpton and Barack Obama can truly be called that, he's fallen 38% behind Bloomberg in the latest poll taken today, despite being UP to 30% last week.
Ouch. So if anyone in NYC is reading this, first, don't you eyeball my sister you sonuvabitch, and second, vote for whoever you want, because there still isn't going to be any smoking or naked strippers, and that sounds like Salt Lake City to us.
AP via YAHOO! NEWS
Posted by James
at 4:47 PM CST