Topic: World News
French citizens, tired and angered of the nonstop riots that have been occurring across the countryside for the past two weeks, have finally sat down... to end the violence. The notoriously pussy French decided that after the burning, deaths and destruction, just having a good sit will cure all.
"Today, we don't want an armistice — we want peace," national police chief Michel Gaudin said. "An armistice is a temporary halt. What we want is definitive peace for the suburbs."
And it's working so well, that more than 700 extra riot police have been called into Paris to help with security. President Jacques Chirac continues to ask for aide, but because we're dicks and the fucked us on the whole Afghanistan/Iraq help thing, we're just throwing up the middle finger like a six-shooter. Eat it, bitches, and prepare for bloody cheese.
AP via YAHOO! NEWS
Posted by James
at 3:35 PM CST