Topic: Politics
18-year-old Michael Sessions beat the incumbent mayor of Hillsdale, Michigan, after running an impressive write-in campaign that garnered him 732 votes to his opponent's 668. What shocks us about this whole scenario is not that an 18-year-old won, but that roughly only 1,400 people came out to vote for the mayor of their town.
Hillsdale has a population of only 9,000, yet our hometown in East Texas had less than that and more people turn out to vote for mayor. Obviously, no one cares about the position, even though Hillsdale pays their mayor a whopping $250 a month and does not even give him an office.
Sessions's opponent, Doug Ingles, 51, said that he was not ashamed to lose to a kid who wasn't even on the ballot.
"It's an honor to serve. I'm proud of that."
Who knew that even small-town mayors were as gracious in defeat as asshole politicians who pretend to say that their opponent was "an extraordinary candidate whom it was an honor to run against," even though you know that they really want to put a middle finger and say "fuck you, you suck."
USA TODAY
Posted by James
at 12:12 PM CST