Topic: Weird Shit
More evidence was laid in stone recently proving that women with breast implants will live longer. An Israeli woman who was near the explosion of a Lebanese rocket was saved when the shrapnel from the blast penetrated her chest, but instead of destroying her organs, were caught in the sweet buttery goodness of her huge honkin' implants.
The shrapnel was stopped in the middle of the silicon implant, just inches from her heart. So for all of your women in war zones (or perhaps the downtowns of major cities - ed.), look into fake jugs. They just might save your life.
Posted by James
at 12:37 PM CDT
