Topic: Weird Shit
A kamikaze raccoon, angry at humans for putting lids on their trashcans and running over his brethern, decided to strike back on his Florida neighbors, as he chewed through a power cord and took out the electricity to nearly 3,000 residents in the Kissimmee area.
While the coon died in his strike against the human race, his act did take out power to the area for a half hour, showing all other nocturnal animals that if one little cute furball can do such damage, then perhaps the rest can rise up and knock over every trashcan in the state, or destroy the paint on every vehicle on the road, or perhaps clog the highways completely, causing a standstill that would never end. Smart little bastards.
Posted by James
at 3:14 PM CDT
