Parkland Memorial Hospital to Charge Mexico for Illegals Treatment; Needs More Bleach to Cover the Wretched Smell
Topic: Texas News

Parkland Memorial Hospital is the type of medical facility that we would not step foot in. This is not because the medical staff is incompetent (Parkland is notorious for having some of the best staff in the nation - ed.), or because it's in a bad location (which it is), but because of its overpowering smell, which seems to be a combination of urine and week old semen.

Now, Parkland officials are apparently out of bleach and are looking to bill the country of Mexico for all of the extended medical service they give to the illegal immigrants that frequent their emergency room. If you ask us, however, sending a bill to Mexico is like dialing the operator on your phone and asking to speak to Korea.

Officials are stating that they don't think they'll get the money, but they might as well try. And even if this is a colossal failure, they could possibly eke some extra money out of the federal government so they can buy some more bleach and cover up the motherfucking stench. Bleh.


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P.S. - This is one of the stories we attempted to file earlier, so forgive us if it somehow appears twice after the pygmie massacre is complete.

P.P.S. - Pygmies do exist people, it's a scientific fact. It's just that some of you prefer to call them Hobbits.