Topic: Entertainment
Savanna Samson is talented. Let us tell you that we've watched hours of footage just to determine how talented she really is. Oh shit we didn't mean to say that.Anyway, Samson, real name... ah who the hell are we kidding, no one cares about their real names, is a porn star, and a damn good one. Winner of two Adult Video News awards, pretty much the porn Oscars, Samson has starred in over two dozen movies with some of the biggest porn actors, including Jenna Jameson and hypermamiferous bombshell Brianna Banks. But now she has turned her love of booze into a new commodity and created a wine that one of the most respected wine critics in the world gave a shocking 90 out of 95.
"There's spiciness -- the Cesanese has the naughty side of me. And yet it's an elegant wine. I love the opera, and I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. And there is some chocolate undertone, which I just love. There's a little bit of sweetness. Like, 10 percent of the time I'm sweet," Samson said.
Glad to hear she still sounds like a big breasted blonde ninny. You go wine girl! May we suggest a title for your own DVD series, i.e. "blah blah Loves Jenna" that could make you a household name? "Blah Blah Crushes Savanna's Grapes."
No? "Crushing Grapes With Savanna?"
Still no? Geez you porn actresses are picky. Can we be the copy boy who is just trying to get the pie chart from under your ass? No? YOU SUCK! We're going back to drinking Boones Farm!
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Posted by James
at 4:27 PM CST
