Topic: Housekeeping
FRIDAY: Drink up bitches, it's Saint Patrick's Day! Even though everything that happens on Saint Patrick's Day, the drinking, the booze, the lipstick lesbians, would have been frowned upon by Saint Patrick. But who cares, he's dead, right? Green beer is calling.NCAA Tournament action has begun! March Madness, if you will. So check your brackets (ours are fucked already - ed.) and get your college hoops on. Green beer goes well with this. And cheer for Texas A&M, who has already beaten Syracuse and shut up the doubters.
SATURDAY: Hang overs. Hang overs across the world.
But you have to get up and drink the remaining green beer because NCAA hoops action continues with A&M beating the crap out of LSU at 12:10PM tomorrow. Then you can continue to mull over why you possibly chose Winthrop to beat Tennessee in the first round because that was the dumbest thing you could've done.
SUNDAY: Hibernate and nurse your hangover. Revel in the fact that you remember nothing of your weekend and spend your last few free hours in complete misery before returning to the salt mines in a few short hours for another week of hell on Earth.
Posted by James
at 11:57 AM CST
