British Finally Realize How Much French Suck, Join the Bashing
Topic: World News
We find it interesting that other countries can take polls regarding which other countries they hate the most, and it only ranks a 1 on the world's "Give A Shit Meter." If the United States makes any sort of possibly derogatory statement, effigies and flags are burned at an alarming rate and the talk of suicide bombers in embassies reaches a fever pitch.
This time, however, it's about the French, so they won't do anything anyway.
In a recent British poll, 46 percent of those asked have said they find the French to be the rudest, most boring people on the planet. This stunned the French for some reason, who had this to say.
"I think our romantic 'moodiness' is misunderstood and I will be sure to pass on the message to my family and friends back in France to be a bit more cheerful to tourists in the future," said the poll's French founder Jerome Touze.It could also be the fact that your government gives in to lazy teenagers as well. Or that your country seems to loathe bathing.
But not all is cheese and crumpets for everybody else. While Italy was chosen to have the most cultural diversity and best food, America who selected as the worst dressers with the worst cuisine, which we agree with, since we have celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan running around in motherfucking tights, and all of our food is stolen and reproduced awfully from other countries.
Oh yeah, and the British didn't register at all, good or bad. So there's mud in your eye.
AFP
Posted by James
at 10:07 AM CDT