Topic: Entertainment
Ever seen a dog with two legs? Ever seen a dog with two hind legs? Now have you ever seen that dog walk like a human on those hind legs? You will after watching this clip from The Montel Williams Show. Absolutely incredible.
P.S. - We found this over in the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club "Off Topic" forums. So thanks to the NASIOC OT, but we wouldn't recommend staying around there too long. Those guys are crazy.
Posted by James
at 4:28 PM CDT
Updated: Friday, 19 May 2006 4:30 PM CDT
Iran has made another move ensuring either sanctions against their country or the complete bombing of Tehran by introducing a new plan to tag all Christians and Jews in their country with colored bands to indicate they are not of the Muslim faith, recalling the lead-up to the Holocaust, with Nazi Germany making Jews wear bands on their arms with the Star of David and making them walk in the gutter. And boy are the human rights groups PISSED.
Are two octogenarians responsible for the hit and run deaths of two homeless men to gather over $2 million in life insurance? It would appear to be so. The two women offered them shelter and an apartment for up to two years while using their signatures to open over a dozen insurance policies on each and naming themselves the beneficiaries.
The Senate Judiciary Committee just approved a bill to write a Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage in the United States, which, correct us if we're wrong, would be against the Constitution and Bill of Rights, but we're sure the Senators know better than us.
The rotation appears to have come full circle, as Anne Lewis is back to point out some useless facts in this week's Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee email asking for money and support. The following are a few tidbits from the email and our retort to this pearls of wisdom.
Proving again that McDonald's sucks, Burger King opened their IPO today (Initial Public Offering for people that don't know... like us - ed.) to raise approximately $425 million in capital, which will help pay off their $350 million debt. After that? Shoot, executives are going to Hawaii.
The rumor for the past few decades is that former union boss Jimmy Hoffa was buried somewhere in Giants stadium in New Jersey after disappearing in 1975. Last year, a former Hoffa ally was proved to be just another senile old man after bring out the FBI to his house and having them rip up the floor boards looking for blood, which turned out to be his cat's or a mouse's or from his nose or whatever.
A young woman in Germany who could not afford to pay her gas bill left her friend with the station attendant as a deposit while she ran home to get some money. However, two hours later, everyone was wondering where she was at.
In Dallas, it's not uncommon to find a convertible full of under 21 girls screaming and laughing while not wearing their seat belts and only covering their bathing suit area with a tank top and a pair of shorts. That's one of the reasons why we moved here. But listen up, hotties, because both of those things you so hate can save your life.
While we am sure many of you have already read this story, more information has come to light that we feel we must share. Yesterday afternoon, 18 teachers from Lake Highlands High School in Dallas were taken to the hospital complaining of dizziness, nausea and elevated heart rates after eating muffins left in the teacher's lounge.
We have a shocking little theory about Florida's gator problem; it was perpetrated by students from the University of Florida, who purchased hundreds of alligators from pet shops during their basketball team's Final Four run, and then after winning the championship, tossed them in the swamp. This can be the only reason the alligator attacks are getting this bad.
Judging by our slightly tipsy reaction last night to the Presidential Address, we would've figured there would be some more backlash or political unrest regarding President Bush's idiotic plan of amnesty (yes, it is amnesty, no matter what he tells you - ed.) for the illegals already here, while using the National Guard to help keep the Southern border in order while the Border Patrol gets more help that isn't redneck and loaded with beer and shotguns.
Hooray! After a woman in Los Angeles was admitted with the Bubonic Plague late last month, the state of Utah decided to get in on the action and infect some field mice and squirrels in a campground, thus turning themselves into Europe of the late 1700s.
The Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant is a staple of Las Vegas Mexican food. Nestled inside the Hard Rock Cafe, its name perfectly fits the lifestyle of the City of Hookers and Gambling. But oh, don't bring the vagina-monikered eatery to Scottsdale, Arizona, because they'll get pissed.
1980's Libya used to be today's Iran; a hotbed of possible nuclear activity with some perhaps terrorists maybe running around causing problems. The only thing that has really changed between the two situations is the Bush that is in office. That and even Moammar Gadhafi was like "Iranian dude, you are waaaaaay in the wrong buddy."
Karl Rove just blew our mind.
It's been weeks since we've heard any word from the Duke lacrosse team scandal that has been worth reporting. The last releases that came from anybody were just normal attorney blow-hardiness. But today, something has changed.