Topic: World News
We here at Heart of Darko pride ourselves on knowing the full story before we blatantly hurl out some shit. Okay, that's not 100%, but at least we have sources when we post something. Most of the time. But now we're going to completely go out on a limb and say that we think the Middle East, even if there weren't religious strife throughout the region, just ain't gonna make it in the long run.
Their courts try and convict people without them even being in the room. Huh? That and their women wear black sheets in 140 degree weather. It's just an odd place.
Jordan convicted al-Qaida in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to death today for being part of a plot to attack the country with chemical weapons. But the problem was is that al-Zarqawi wasn't even in the court, because he's hiding out in Iraq somewhere. The Jordanian solution?
Fuck it. Sentence him to death anyway. But now that we think of it, this would definitely be one way to lower your crime rate.
"James"
"Yes?"
"This is the Dallas County Courthouse. We know that we were publicly intoxicated Saturday night."
"So?"
"You'd better run bitch, because you've been sentenced to six months in prison."
"Huh? You can't do that without me present at my own trial!"
"Wanna bet, pussy? New laws con-boy. NOW RUN!"
*James pees himself*
MSNBC
P.S. - We apologize for how quickly that devolved into complete stupidity. But it would be freaky if that happened. Like, puppy riding a unicycle freaky.
Posted by James
at 4:06 PM CST