Topic: Stupidity
Three skankified women from Massachusetts have filed suit against Wal-Mart for failing to stock the emergency morning after birth control pill. Yeah, they sued for birth control.
However, these women don't want money to buy more shoes. And none of them are pregnant with any unwanted fetuses. All they want is to force the retail giant to stock the pill, which the company has denied to do, since they have the right to "choose not to carry many products for business reasons" and that the pills were not a "commonly prescribed" pharmaceutical drug.
The three women are arguing that state law says Wal-Mart has to carry all common pharmaceutical pills, but we have a different opinion of their motivations:
They're whores. But they're embarrassed by it. Which is why they buy their prescriptions at Wal-Mart. The pharmacist at Wal-Mart fills thousands of requests a day. Jon's Pharmacy on the corner remembers your face and name. And Jon's son is cute and you want to bang him in the back of your Honda. So you can't let his dad know that you're a tramp who doesn't use contraceptives so you carry a supply of emergency morning after pills, especially since they put those stupid rubber tips on the end of coat hangers anymore, rendering them only capable of retarding a fetus instead of killing it.
You're right. Better sue. If not for you, then for your potentially retarded orphan baby.
AP via YAHOO! NEWS
Posted by James
at 5:17 PM CST