Topic: National News
The Las Vegas marriage bureau has announced that starting August 31, there will be no more late night weddings in the city, meaning that all drunken celebrities who wish to get married to hookers or childhood friends will either have to obtain a marriage license before midnight or just get drunk when it's light out.
"Let's face it, man, this is Las Vegas. This is the marriage capital of the world," Charlotte Richards, owner of the 24-Hour Little White Wedding Chapel, said. "People just automatically think, `Let's go to Las Vegas! They're open all night!'"
"All the stars come out at night," Richards said. "People that are high profile, when they come down to Las Vegas to get married, they don't want to come in the middle of the day when people are around. They like the privacy."
What? Is this woman high? They don't give a shit about the privacy. They're all jacked up on cocaine and booze and aren't thinking straight, much less about how much privacy their late night nuptuals will have. Maybe this woman is high...
