Topic: Animals vs. Humans
A rare albino set of Pygmy Marmoset monkeys has been born at a zoo in Sweden, ushering in a new era of monkey fear. At only 35cm long and 100 grams in weight, the tiny little bastards can easily crawl through a nose, ear, mouth, or, god help us all, anus, and take your body down from the inside while the pandas, otters, alligators, raccoons, snakehead fish and fish with human teeth wage war on your head, arms and ankles.
And the big problem? Pygmy Marmosets are more often born in pairs instead of singles, meaning that they can propogate more quickly, and with your warm innards as an incubator, establish entire colonies in your colon. Be afraid.
Posted by James
at 1:56 PM CDT
