Topic: Politics
Today's happy birthday goes out to President Bill Clinton, who turns 60-years-old, making him now too old to run around his offices in Harlem chasing interns, mail room workers and anybody under the age of thirty.
Slick Willy's spokesman said that Clinton will spend his celebration with "good friends, his wife and his daughter." We have no received any notice whether or not his party will take place at Scores or perhaps a less high profile gentlemen's entertainment club, but we're doubting that Bill makes it home before 4 a.m.
Happy Birthday Bill, and remember to tip the waitress.
Posted by James
at 4:47 PM CDT
