Topic: Animals vs. Humans
Our animal alert mode has been set off since the Snakehead fish first came into our peripheral. Then the bass with the human-like teeth was caught shortly before panda bears started to produce offspring like never before. Now otters, those lovable little water mammals who do the cute human things with their hands, have joined these other three monsters and are going after us as well, taking out our first level of protection; our guard dogs.
A violent otter in West Boca, Florida, recently came out of the water and dragged in a full-grown yellow lab before an attempt to take down the lab's pal, a fox terrier. Owner Leah Vanon witnessed the entire power struggle.
“This one large otter probably the mother otter came swimming across and before I knew it she ran up the embankment and grabbed Jasmine the lab by the snout and pulled her down into the canal."
“The otter immediately starts going after him and goes after his snout and starts flipping him and dunking him and to drown him like they do to a fish. I started punching the otter in the face which I felt really bad about because it's cute and I didn't want to hurt it but it was killing my dog.”
This shows the otter's plan. Look at what Ms. Vanon said: "I started punching the otter in the face, which I felt really bad about because it's so cute..." Much like the Chinese pandas, the otters are planning to lure people in by using their cuteness and ability to use their hands like we do, while the Giant Panda, Snakehead fish, and Human-teeth fish move up behind us, surprising the friendly humans and taking them down one by one with a barrage of ankle-biting and face smashing. Mark our words; this shit is for real.
