Topic: Weird Shit
When we moved into our latest apartment three years ago, the complex tried to start our stay here on an epic level, by loading up our fridge with a quart of milk, a frozen pizza, and two slices of bread. A woman in Germany who moved into her new apartment found an equally packed refrigerator, except she had better unpack her pots and pans, because she received a dead, frozen canine in her freezer.
The popsi-dog belonged to the previous tenant, who claimed that the greyhound had died of natural causes and that he had simply not had time to give it a proper burial and promptly forgot about the body. This would make sense, if the man was a cracked out druggie who somehow forgot that he had placed a dead animal inside his freezer.
"Sweetheart, could you get me some sherbert?"
"Sure honey. Where is it?"
"Look behind the dog in the freezer. You should see it."
