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Wednesday, 2 August 2006
If You Drive a Jeep Liberty, PRAY
Topic: Cars/Automotive

Chrysler/Jeep has issued a massive recall to all owners of a 2002-2006 Jeep Liberty, fearing that the 800,000+ vehicles on the road could have catastrophic steering failure, resulting in their small SUV flipping off the road and exploding in a ball of fire that would give hack-tastic director Brett Ratner an erection.

The problem resides in the front ball joint, which is a part of the suspension that keeps control to the front wheels at all times.  A ball joint can range in price from $150-$300 and takes no time to replace, but Chrysler and Jeep seem to think the problem is a tad bigger, issuing a recall on the 832,000 vehicles that have been affected by this ball joint failure.

And yes, we're fully aware of the absolute hilarity of the term "ball joint" but sometimes you people are just sick.  There have already been 111 complaints about this component failing and you're making testicle jokes!  Geez!

 

AP 


Posted by James at 11:45 AM CDT
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