Topic: Embarrassment
We can understand the reasoning behind a minor wanting to use a stolen identification card; you can drink legally. But whenever you are over the age of 21 and pretending to be someone else, either everything is not quite right up there or you've got some serious criminal problems going on with your real self.
Such was the case with 23-year-old Maria Bergan of Westlake, Ohio, who was arrested for identity theft and receiving stolen property after being carded at the bar where she stole the ID and a credit card from the waitress who was carding her.
Ms. Bergan soon realized that something was afoot when the waitress did not immediately return with her identification card after calling it in to the police, so she took off. However, she has shitty friends, who ratted her out instantly to the fuzz. This is another case of proving that sometimes people are stupid, and sometimes people are retarded. This case is firmly grounding in the latter.
