Topic: Stupidity
A Monroe, Conn., man is under arrest and awaiting a hearing after accidentally blinding his wife while flinging a carrot at her during an argument at the dinner table. We have unconfirmed reports that the carrot was steamed, and not roasted, which was why it was still able to cause the debilitating wound. Had it been cooked next to a pot roast with potatoes, it would've simply stuck to her face, slowly sliding down her cheek in a comical manner.
Instead, Roderick Vecsey's wife Pamela was subject to six hours of surgery which was unable to save her vision in her left eye. Roderick was arraigned on second degree assault and disorderly contact with a carrot and is now free on a $500 bond. This is proof positive that no matter what your mother told you when you were younger, vegetables can hurt you.
