Topic: Stupidity
A female New Zealand police officer was censured for working as a prostitute as a secondary job, something that was not sanctioned by the New Zealand Prostitutes' Collective, the governing body of all hookers in the country.
"The officer concerned has been counseled. Under police procedures this amounts to a censure," Deputy Police Commissioner Lyn Provost said in a statement.
The big reason that the officer got into trouble with her superiors is not because she was hooking, but because she did not request permission to hold a second job. But the head of the Whore Commission has said that it's no big deal that an officer of the law would wish to work as a sex worker, stating that they can make upwards of $300+ on a good night and that doctors, lawyers and various business leaders from around the country work in the sex industry.
It must be wonderful to live in a magic country that housed both Hobbits, Mordor and legal hookers who can treat you for their VD after they service you. Ah New Zealand. How much are flights there?
