Topic: Dead People
Hooters innovator and Chairman Robert Brooks died Sunday at his home at the age of 69. Despite purchasing the original Hooters location to expand worldwide and dying at a completely inappropriate age for someone of his, urm, stature, Brooms is being hailed as creating an entire industry of food service without moving into the strip club area most businesses like his tread towards.
He earned countless millions off of the boobs of semi-retarded high school dropouts and community college co-eds with the chain's signature short-shorts and tank tops that sandwiched the server's jugs somewhere up above their eyebrows.
Being men of fine dining taste and a love of all trashy, crazy, dumb women, we have partaken in the food and overpriced beer at one of our local 27 Hooters locations, as well as have dated a waitress or two from the establishment, we can say that neither are worth it, but the innovation will stand the test of time.
