Pygmies Have Infected Our Computer
Topic: Housekeeping

Honestly we aren't even sure if this message will make it out, but the pygmies that have long been held at bay by our server's spinning fan have managed to wedge a tiny pebble inside of it, thus halting it from its security duties and allowing them to run amok on our site.

Only one of the five posts we have attempted to make today have made it online, so until we are able to stab every little one of these little buggers with fondue forks, we're going to be down. It's not a ten count, but it's nearing a standing eight, so we better get on it.