Topic: Politics
This week's Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee email comes from that quasi-lovable madman from New York state, Senator Chuck Schumer. Chucky's pretty happy that people gave the DSCC $1.2 million in the past month (dude, that's pretty week for a nationwide fund raiser, isn't it? - ed.), so he's going to tell you exactly what HE's going to do with your money.He and the other Democratic Senators are going to turn into Super Senators and have a cage match with Bush, because only they can stop his world domination plot.
Senate Democrats are the only people standing in the way of Bush's radical agenda. - Seriously Chuck? The House Democrats suck that much? Shhh. Nancy Pelosi might've heard you. Hide in your closet.
In the run-up to the November elections, you can count on Republicans doing everything to divert and distract from their disastrous legislative record. They'll attack the media. They'll revel in their fake tough guy patriotism. But this time, America won't be fooled. - The Democrats however, will do none of this. Instead, they will be standing on top of tall buildings in tights, capes flying in the wind, waiting for a kitten to get stuck in a tree, because Democrats love kittens. And puppies. And full grown cats and dogs because they tend to pander.
This was a worthless, disappointing email that only lasted two paragraphs and said nothing of importance except that, surprise, Democrats think George W. Bush sucks. You know what Chuck? You suck. Never email us again with this boring shit.
DSCC
Posted by James
at 11:52 AM CDT
