Greek Super-Mosquitoes Caused by Greeks!
Topic: Weird Shit

Greek scientists have determined that a new breed of Greek super-mosquitoes are the result of pollution, smog and cramped living conditions in Athens, where the population of these massive blood suckers has soared, thanks to all the nooks and crannies where they can lay their eggs.

"Mosquitoes can lay their eggs even inside the trays placed beneath thousands of balcony flowerpots," Athens University professor of zoology Anastassios Legakis said.

While we feel for the Greeks, we honestly can't, because we've had these bugs in Texas for decades, and we just punch them in their large faces and run for our apartment.


AFP via YAHOO! NEWS