Former Enron CEO Ken Lay Taken by the Devil!
Topic: National News

Former corrupt bastard and Enron CEO Ken Lay has been found dead in his Colorado vacation home of what authorities are calling a massive heart attack, which either means poisoning, hanging, beaten to death, or shot in the face. Or suicide.

Lay was found responsible in part for the downfall of America's largest energy trader and was awaiting his sentence for multiple counts of fraud and embezzlement. He probably self induced his coronary to stop from being pounded in the rump by former employees in the clink. Rot in hell, Ken Lay. The devil's waiting for your sorry ass.


REUTERS