Once Again, We're Slow and Lazy
Topic: Housekeeping

Unfortunately, we weren't able to make the trip across the apartment to the computer to look up some stupid stories and send them out over the web for you. Mostly because we weren't anywhere near a computer, and since farmers have yet to figure out how to create one out of oats and concrete mix, we were SOL.

Promise we'll be back tomorrow. Watch the NBA Eastern Conference Finals tonight! Miami could put away Detroit and we'd laugh our sick little asses off.