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Monday, 22 May 2006
Rove Not Indicted on Perjury Charges; Reporter's a Cokehead
Topic: Politics

The report that came out late last week claiming that Presidential Adviser Karl Rove had been indicted on perjury charges by a grand jury, and was widely spread around the Internet, turned out to be the fabrication of a one former alcoholic cokehead reporter who writes for a liberal web site we've never heard of.

The person running the site has no evidence of any indictment or "marathon meeting" with Rove's attorney, but there are records from the vet showing that Rove's lawyer Robert Luskin took his cat there to check him for worms.

Whoops.

The cat's medical tests, Luskin says, found that "the stools were free of harmful parasites, which is more than I can say for this case."

So what's the dealio? No one knows, and unless this is an Animal House-esque double secret indictment, there doesn't appear to be one. Great. Now we get to have politically charged conflicting reports for the next month. We hate warm summers.


WASHINGTON POST

Posted by James at 1:36 PM CDT
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