Topic: Texas News
While we am sure many of you have already read this story, more information has come to light that we feel we must share. Yesterday afternoon, 18 teachers from Lake Highlands High School in Dallas were taken to the hospital complaining of dizziness, nausea and elevated heart rates after eating muffins left in the teacher's lounge.While many still remain hospitalized, authorities and doctors have determined that the muffins were laced with either a street or prescription drug which induced the illness (we think it was ex-lax, and a lot of it, since we've pulled something like this on someone before who will remain unnamed - ed.).
But the truly interesting goings-on in this story is that security footage shows the possible suspect delivering the muffin... as part of an Eagle Scout project. Do the Boy Scouts of America hate teachers? Are Eagle Scouts evil (we're one, and we sure are)? Why do graduates of Lake Highlands High School never let go of those years? Are they stuck forever in their high school cliques?
Perhaps we will never know. Developing...
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Posted by James
at 11:57 AM CDT
