Scientists Discover Lesbian's Brains Behave Differently; Duh
Topic: Technology

Science has always looked to cure or prove wrong what they don't understand. First God, now gays. A study at The National Academy of Science has just proven that when it comes to sex hormones, lesbians act differently than straight women, to which we say a resounding "no shit dude."

"It shows sexual orientation may very well have a different basis between men and women ... this is not just a mirror image situation," said Sandra Witelson, an expert on brain anatomy and sexual orientation at the Michael G. DeGroote School of Medicine at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.

"The important thing is to be open to the likely situation that there are biological factors that contribute to sexual orientation."

Ah, so the ramifications (pardon the gross pun - ed.) are quite resounding in this case then. Lesbians? Born that way. Effeminate gay men? Learned it from watching My Little Pony ads when they were young.

But the pheromone study has proven that gay women and straight men found the female's natural scent more appealing than the male's. However, the male subjects took the scent only in the scent area, whereas the lesbians took it immediately to the hypothalamus, which controls sexual desire. So this study is both inconclusive and kind of hot, proving that true lesbians, and not of the drunk college girl and porn star variety, truly are hornier than met. We hear a Cinemax late night movie blooming!


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