Topic: Entertainment
We're out of hear early today as we're headed down to Austin for a night of debauchery before an early morning of golf and a buddy's wedding, before one more night of debauchery. So we've created a little To Do guide for your weekend as a parting gift and apology for being so hellaciously lazy this past week and a half.CINCO DE MAYO - Not just for Chicanos anymore! But seriously, it's today, so drink up. Just like on Saint Patrick's Day, everyone's Mexican today! Make sure that you have your social security card tomorrow though to verify you're really not, cause they're cracking down on immigrants.
THE KENTUCKY DERBY - Yes that wonderful time of year where everybody once again pays attention to a sport they haven't thought about for ten months begins again as the first, and most famous, leg of the Triple Crown begins. We think the perfect name for a racing thoroughbred would be "The Glue Factory." Especially if he was fast. Because then you could make the comments that all the other horses in his races were killed by The Glue Factory. Awesome.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III - Finally, Tom Cruise will disappear from your minds until his next "serious" movie like The Last Samurai or Magnolia comes out. No, but really, stay the fuck away from this one. Give Tom a box office flop and maybe we wouldn't have to hear his brand of crazy for at least another like, five months.
Posted by James
at 2:09 PM CDT
