Mis-Managed News Roundup! Better Late Than Never Edition
Topic: National News
We are 100% aware that most of this news is from yesterday. However, we don't care. After not being in the office all day, there was nothing we could write about, since we really hadn't been paying attention at all. So here comes yesterday's roundup... today. We'll also get today's news out of the way as well so we can back to bed for another seven hours.
John G. Roberts was confirmed yesterday as the next Supreme Court Justice of the United States. He'll serve until he's a wrinkly old codger like Rehnquist, so expect around 35 years or so of Democrats and their pouty faces. He was sworn in this morning.
APWhat the hell is it with GOP congressmen and corruption? That's right, they're GOP congressmen. Bill Frist's HCA Inc. chain of hospitals is now under SEC investigation, since HCA members were selling stock like crazy ahead of a major announcement that would kill the price. Frist says he had the money in a blind trust, so there's no way he would know what was going on. Not sure about that, but whatevs.
APJudith Miller is finally going to testify about the Valerie Plame case in front of a federal grand jury today on whether or not a Cheney aide named "Scooter" linked the information to her. We're sure of two things; Judy Miller will get her million dollar book deal and we don't really give a damn anymore about this crap.
YAHOO! NEWSOfficers who looted a Wal-mart in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina, and were caught on tape stealing shoes (
remember when they tried to say they were going to catch looters? while they themselves were looting? classic - ed.), are being investigated into whether or not it was inappropriate conduct. Hmm, considering they're police officers and were caught... LOOTING... we're going with a big old "yes."
MSNBCPresident Bush is on a roll, at least politically speaking, with Roberts being confirmed. He'll announce his next choice in the coming week. Be ready for lovely partisan bickering, unless it's, to quote the President, "a chick or someone darker than me."
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