The Roberts Hearings; A National Issue No One Cares About
Topic: National News
This morning, John G. Roberts steps in front of the senate to defend the middle of the road decisions that have marked his career as a justice from day one. Insults will be thrown at him from Democratic senators that harbor a deep hatred for anybody not as socialist as themselves, but only after they pretend to offer their respect to him. After he is confirmed, they will speak of how much they look forward to working with him, even though they had previously been telling him how much they hated his moderate judgments and that he had no original opinions of his own and was lacking in integrity.
While all senators will get a chance to speak, many of them are already attempting to fool Roberts into believing that they will be nothing but respectful (
a word that, coincidentally, isn't in the Democrat's vocab - ed.), when they are planning to rip him a new asshole.
"It has been my experience that the hearings are a subtle minuet with nominees answering as many questions as they think they have to in order to be confirmed," said Judiciary Committee chairman Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa.Coming from Arlen Specter, you know he's got some hum-dingers in his bag of tricks. The biggest ruling that will come into play is the "French Fry Incident" that Roberts ruled on, where a 12 year old girl was arrested for eating a fucking french fry on the D.C. Metro line, which allows for the arrests of minors who eat food in the immaculately clean mobile rape-closets known as the trains. Roberts ruled that the arrest was valid, but very stupid. Outcry changed everything about those rules, but you know that's something people are gonna hammer him with.
They're going to hammer him about an arrest of a twelve year old girl, as if he was the arresting officer. If Hillary Clinton says anything, we're going to puke, we swear to god.
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Posted by James
at 11:03 AM CDT