Topic: National News
North Carolina Governor Mike Easley is begging his apparently half-retarded residents, who also apparently do not have televisions, radios, printing presses or computers, to get the hell out of the area because of Hurricane Ophelia slowly creeping its way up the coastline at just a few miles per hour.
"We have a concern that people in flood-prone areas need to get out," Easley said at an afternoon news conference. "We're asking and begging them to do that because it's going to be hard to get them out later."
FEMA, learning from mistakes of the past, already has 200 aide workers ready to jump in as soon as all is clear, which will still be too long for the Democrats, who have over 2,000 crazed idiots ready to jump on the "Bush screwed up" wagon as soon as all is clear.
And why will that undoubtedly happen, you might ask? Because Bush said he would take the blame... that and you still have idiots like this chick that aren't going to admit when they're stupid.
“It’s an island. The water will come over, it’ll go out, and we’ll do it all over again,” Tiffany Bigham, 27, said after she finished boarding up her living room windows. Bigham, a lifelong resident of Hatteras Island, said she and all the other locals she knows were planning to stay put, despite an order that everyone evacuate the island.
Let this be a lesson to all who are getting ready to go on a hate rampage; people know there's a hurricane coming and know their houses are going to be destroyed and still refuse to leave. THIS IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S FAULT. This is the fault of retards.
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Posted by James
at 3:12 PM CDT