Topic: Housekeeping
Our server is a violent bitch with razor blades in her genital area and a temper that would impress a drunken French sailor. It spews hatred at us and laughs as we cry in vain, attempting to log in hour after hour. Calls to her parents are unanswered, and still we return, like a lost frat boy attempting to sleep with a cheerleader.
As the day wears on, she gives us hints that she loves us again as she allows us to log in, only to throw up errors as we try to complete the ritual. We hate her... and now we have her address. There will be a long talk tonight, and hopefully tomorrow she will show up, a reformed woman, changed to the ways of a lady.
We actually wrote this message hours ago, but were unable to post it. It is currently 11:34 a.m. in Dallas, and we have put this message on a loop until it successfully posts. If this never happens, call someone, because this crazy bitch probably killed us.
Cheers
Posted by James
at 3:43 PM CDT