Topic: National News
Dr. Dennis A. Chakkalakal of the Omaha VA Medical Center of Nebraska does not want you to have any fun. This "doctor" has discovered that not only will heavy drinking ruin your personal and professional life, but it screws your bones too.
And because he's a prude (probably a Mormon - ed.), he classifies heavy drinking as six or more drinks a day, meaning that we have been drinking heavily for fifteen years or so. Oops. Our bones must be more brittle than an osteoporosis sufferer's.
The reason behind this claim is that as one gets older, your bones break down old cells and create new ones. years of heavy drinking kills the enzymes that create new bone cells, causing the retardation of this growth and your shins pretty much turning into half cooked bread crust.
So now that we're thoroughly depressed because of this, we're going to go find a drug dealer, because we'd rather get a possible nose tumor than brittle bones. Come on people, brittle bones! It won't matter. You'll be dead from nerve gas and smog by the time it'll affect you anyway.
MSNBC
Posted by James
at 2:26 PM CST