Topic: Stupidity
We are now convinced that Canadians are just like they talk; a little slow.
An Ontario man was recently acquitted from rape charges after he said he was involuntarily having sex with a woman because he has "sexsomnia." Yes, the man made up the term "sexsomnia" and the court believed him.
So what is Sexsomnia, you might ask? Well, according to a probably paid-off sleep expert, it's a disease where the subject shows involuntarily sexual behavior while asleep. This is complete shit, as any semi-intelligent person knows.
The story of the alleged rape goes that the man met a woman at a party. The two got drunk and fell asleep. When the woman woke up, the alleged rapist had a condom on and was having sex with her. She pushed him off, and he "woke up," shocked that he was doing so.
Mmm-kay now, does anyone still believe this douche besides the jury? Probably what happened was this;
Man met girl. Both got trounced on Schnapps and Labatt, or whatever they drink up there. They snuck off and started to have sex. She sobered up and realized he wasn't attractive. She cried rape out of embarrassment. He one-upped her and somehow convinced the jury he was a new sleep phenomenon.
That sounds a bit more believable.
REUTERS
Posted by James
at 4:56 PM CST