Topic: Stupidity
A 91-year-old British man bet 500 pounds sterling on 6/1 odds that he would die before December 7, 2005, with the hopes that the winnings would go to his wife to offset the 3,000 pound inheritance tax that she would be faced with after he expires.
However, the genius did not think about offing himself to win the bet, so he lost his money and remains to live. The bookie has said he's happy that the man is alive, but this is mostly because he made 500 pounds off him, and not because he's compassionate. Because he's a bookie. They short circuited their compassion chip with the first kneecap they whacked with a Louisville Slugger.
REUTERS via MSNBC
Posted by James
at 3:28 PM CST