Howard Stern Bids Farewell to Terrestrial Radio; Sirius Claps Its Grubby Little Hands With Joy; Fratboys Cry
Topic: Entertainment
Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed "King of All Media," (
dream on, egomaniac - ed.) bid farewell to Earth-bound radio today with his final broadcast for Infinity, who has played home to show for way too long.
Thousands of fans sat outside in the cold drizzle while Stern had his final broadcast inside the studio before taking a "victory lap" around Midtown in a double decker bus, while unemployed idiots cheered wildly for him.
We will freely admit that when not on his program, Howard Stern can be as hilarious as any person living or dead. See, for example, his
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart interview on Wednesday. Great television. But his brand of radio was old in high school, so we still fail to see how he became loved by over 12 million listeners a day.
Seriously, when he brings on a chick and makes her get naked, do you sit in your car and think, "oh, she sounds hot" or what? Just go rent any of the
National Lampoon movies for the same experience, except with the opportunity to see bare breasts. But good luck on Sirius, Howard. They've tied their flag to you, so feel free to ramrod it home. Personally, we're an XM radio subscriber and haven't listened to you since 1997, but then again, you're filthy fucking rich, so good for you.
MSNBCP.S. - For you Stern fans, you have until January 9, 2006, to go buy your Sirius radio, because that's when his show picks back up.
Posted by James
at 11:39 AM CST