USA vs. Ghana!
Topic: Sports

Tomorrow (today, actually idiot, it's after 1:00AM - ed. whatever prick) is the USA's last chance to get into the second round of World Cup Soccer with their match against Ghana at 8:55AM CST. We played soccer recreationally in college, and for those of you that haven't been keeping up with our blog in the past couple days, have been watching every match possible.

If USA beats Ghana and Italy beats the Czech Republic, then we move into the second round to get the crap kicked out of us by Brazil. But at least we'd advance. The game is on ESPN2 and you know we'll be there watching, so you should as well. Call in sick, don't show up, whatever you gotta do. This is the big one, and for those that don't quite understand, it only comes along once ever four years, like an election, so you gotta love it.