Topic: Texas Politics
After months of complaining that we've only been receiving emails from the DSCC, current Texas Governor Rick Perry came through, sending us an email message begging for support, probably because he's realizing that people finally know he's a total boob. But also because he's losing ground to the Jewish cowboy that is Kinky Friedman. So what's in the email? Let's take a look:Hmm, everything that Bush campaigned on for the 2004 Presidential election: tax reform, securing the border and tort reform. Now many of you are asking, what's Perry's plan to unfuck what he already dicked? That, my friends, is privileged information and you must pay to play, with a minimum of $25. However, Governor Perry is taking a page from the Bush playbook and offering to cut 33% off of home owners property taxes. Not bad, but pretty shaky to set a campaign on that.
The funniest sentence, however, is this one:
Recently, Governor Perry also announced that Texas would utilize technology to further help protect our border by placing cameras on private land in strategic areas that would allow law enforcement an additional set of tools in securing our border.
Of course! That's the reason our borders are so insecure. There aren't enough grainy cameras stuck remotely on random fence posts across our southern border. Sometimes we get really depressed with our state's political, umm... state.
Posted by James
at 10:41 AM CDT
