Topic: World News
A German shoplifter well into the waning years of AARP membership attempted to escape from police after being caught shoplifting by biting his way out of their clutches. The only problem? He didn't have his teeth in, so he only gummed an officer pretty horrendously."It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in ... One of our police officers got bitten several times, but the man didn't leave anything but a wet patch," a police spokesman said.
Perhaps he was stealing Fixodent, because then he wouldn't have to worry about losing his chompers. And all he had to pay was originally a fine. Now he's going to be charged with inappropriately sucking on a police officer.
Posted by James
at 10:24 AM CDT
